tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-108178302012-01-21T02:35:23.813-05:00U are the magic, you're right where I wanna be!893noreply@blogger.comBlogger1851100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10817830.post-70423872895940513072008-05-08T04:34:00.005-04:002008-05-08T05:28:23.401-04:00

In the interim, I am reading papers and spilling coffee on them. Coffee stains contains into special magic pony plans, always every time.Mavado - I'm so special (Unfinished Business riddim, U Mean Unfinished Business? U Mean Finisher?)John Fahey - The Red Pony (Rapidcher turns back time from God, Time, and Causality)

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Sorry I could not wait, I found Michael McDonald is temporarily on parse, in the interim, I could not wait to initiate our new original blog together, and I am in Texas, we record loops' bands, and please enjoy selections from my collection of tee shirts that are now perhaps too young on me.Or perhaps do u mean 2 young 4 us? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?Timberlee - No stress(Timberleespace bubblebubble like

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Sorry, in the interim, blogging and giffordation for dutty artz , tubes, tubes, and tubes, and tubes; and please enjoy selections from my collection of intellivision boxes.

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O8 is exactly like, oh wait. E.g., Oh wait, so sorry but I decided not to blog for a while, but I have been faced with having many scary problems.Anthony B - Own orderLil B ft Young L - U C god (2/4ths of the Pack)Current 93 ft Rose McDowall - In sadness sangBut then I noticedthat Armen Boladian uses his lawyers to read my blog before I compose the posts.Also, I think Armen Boladian's lawyers

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Lil Mama ft T-pain - ShortyArmen Boladian said: "Say what you will, butLadies love Armenmenpower ,girls adore Boladyladypowerianism,I mean even the ones who never saw Arrrrrmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmen, like so what will you say to my lawyers? Will you sign on and enlist with me? If you don't, I will not help Michael McDonald, and also you now owe me:" "You better don't play

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You were worried about Cam'ron.Cam'ron - Hot messWell, I'm worried about helping Armen Boladian's lawyer's help Armen Boladian! He says he'll help Michael McDonald, but will he really?I remember first learning about Armen Boladian in a wayneandwax blogspostulation about George Clinton and Hank Shocklee.Armen Boladian ran Westbound Records, which released George Clinton's Funkadelic records.

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Limahl - Neverending StoryMichio Kurihara - Do Deep-Sea Fish Dream of Electric Moles?Fabo ft Young Jeezy - Geeked up (screwed & chopped by OG Ron C (UNSAFE AT ANY SPEED))Human League - The Year of the JetpacksOh goddamn I guess he's here now...The bad man, of whom Dr. Jacoby says he is eviller than Dick Cheney & Olivia Newton John, combined!Why is Jacoby looking at the guy with the scary face?

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OW SHIT! Where was I?Bill Withers - Hello like beforeLFO - Flu shot Sorry I didn't blog for a month. Me & Dr. Jacoby were doing other things! That guy is cool! He is a really good guy, in spite of he's a hippy!My blog might pause but please believe I stay without a pause. Please do not believe my belief in Michael McDonald's cause pauses. I am trying to believe I don't believe that. I

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"JACOBY! Let me make you be less afraid of the internet! I wanna be a help, but I'm so afraid too!"Morita Doji - A carrier pigeon (get some more of her songs)Lil Wayne ft Peanut - Renegade freestyle (Smoke Sectionings)Lil Wayne - Addictive freestyle"I'm afraid -- I have a good strategy for helping, but what if you DON'T GET IT? Or it's even more scary too that if I explain it, you will get it,

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"Is it Olivia Newton-John?""OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN!!?? HOW CAN YOU THINK SHE IS EVILLER THAN DICK CHENEY?! And besides, what could she do to disabuse Michael McDonald of his Chewbacchanaliomanic delusions?"Phreak - Acid OnThird World - Sense of purposeTyree - Acid Crash"Oh I don't know... Her eyes seem to be very alert a lot of the time. Like too much of the time, and that seems possibly evil.

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Peedi Crakk - Aka Peedi PeediPeedi Crakk - Push it fasterPeedi Crakk - It ain't my fault"It's not my fault!""Why should Michael McDonald care what it says in my blogs? Michael McDonald reads blogs? Michael McDonald reads my blog?""Is it really so surprising?""Yes! He was on my blog for a while, and then for a while he wasn't, ""Yes, and you say things about Michael McDonald ." Jacoby

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"I tell you. Michael McDonald was always here."Alvin Lucier - Ever presentMavado - Heart beat (1st good power ballad of the 21st century)"Michael McDonaldis always here? Ok I get it:You mean Michael McDonald is always here, on the internet, because all internet has always been here, so... we don't make the internet,we just find it, here, and Michael McDonald is here. That's a fascinating

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R Kelly, T-pain, TI - I'm a flirt (Screwed & chopped up not slopped up by OG Ron C (people, the next F Action is #50: 5 discs!(I predict these'll be the 5-way tie for #1 of '007 (watch))))Lil Wayne - Love me or hate me ("I'm like an ultra vulture I fuck around and catapault ya. Torture.")Freeky Zekey ft Lil Wayne & Jha Jha - Beat w/o bass"Dr. Jacoby you are such an oviposeur. You're only

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Prince - GuitarI don't know about Dr. Jacoby & if he has a threapeutic strategy for me with his ovipostulate oviposse, which is replication of Satan's #1 Sadist.An aside about streamy mediums. Not that they're not good, but I tend not to want to sit in one place long enough to listen to the entirety of a DJ /mix off its streaming. WFMU, whom which is only streaming these (/Rupture's shows, you

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Lil Wayne - I'm a beastDr. Jacoby & I still have yet to talk about Michael McDonald. I am still swimming the butterfly stroke, and he is still oviposturing.J-Dawg ft Slim Thug - Ride on 4s (screwed & chopped by Michael Watts)The Mustang - Mustang babySome of the eggs he entered into his head and out of his mouth (& elsewhere) are starting to hatch. Whether these additional Jacobys will be more

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"Why is the swimming room full of smoke?"R. Kelly - Leave your name (R. Kelly secret vocal-codes (T-pain=good influence))R. Kelly ft Swizz Beatz - The Champ (I endorse the drums)"The smoke is for air flow visualization," answered Dr. Jacoby, "Let's just say that in this assisted living facility, we wanna know to where and from where the air is going. Really, we need to know where."Dr. Jacoby

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UGK ft Big Daddy Kane, Kool G Rap - Next upVon S üdenfeld - The Young The Faceless And The Codes (= Mark E Smith + Mouse of Mars)Scott Walker - Face in the crowdI don't know what to do next. It used to come so easy, but now I can't decode Michael McDonald's facial expressions! And his vocalizations?"Hharrrrrrrrrrrn,Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.Aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgggn."See? Does

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Jim Jones & Akon - Look at me nowHell Rell, 40 Cal, J.R. Writer, Juelz, Bezel - Gladiators"Michael McDonald? Hello? Look at you! Say something! What are you doing in this assisted living facility?"Michael McDonald doesn't ever respond to my questions, except sometimes he makes a mammal noise, e.g., "HRRR GLLLRRR UGhRR! huurrrrrr! uhhn."Maybe if I make some small talk...."So, buddy... What you

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"MIKE! MY FRIEND!Uh, how are you?"Juelz & Weezy - Bad Side (fidelity: mobile phone recording in a roomful of people (from))Maybe Mental - Premystery (from)"aarrrrr rrrrrrrr rrnnnn nn nnhhhh""What did you say, Mike?""Ok, well you don't have to say anything right away. But can I just ask what you are doing in this assisted living facility?""Are you getting help? For what? Who is helping?""

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Aaliyah - Young nation"Ah would you look at that blonde Chewbacca lock? I can't help feeling that the self-determination of Stare Wars Hairstyles is about to change irreversibly.""Hey, I feel like this blonde Chewbacca lock is nucleating us into a tesselated crystal lattice complex dustbunny dustbunny Voltron Voltron Voltron meta-hairstyle coalescent coalition....Aaliyah - Young nationAaliyah -

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"O I still don't have a projector. O please patiently wait for my powerpoint. SSSSSSSSSSSIKE! I will now project projections onto y'all."The Killing Joke - PsssycheNow after that first little bit of grabassery, now Princess Leia Hairstyle's seriously orating. She rolls up her sleeves (figuratively: she and the other hairstyles are armless, torsoless, headless -- disembodied) to reveal the

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"Ok, sorry for the wait, hairstyles...................But now I've got it and now I'm going to show you my CHEWBACCA powerpoint. Wait where is the projector? Didn't before we have a projector?"DeBarge - I like itHan Solo Hairstyle can already feel the message of Princess Leia's Hairstyle's powerpoint resonating through his hairstyle, even though she can't project it yet.But then Han Solo

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As Princess Leia Hairstyle is struggling with the settings to display her powerpoint presentation on how and why to find CHEWBACCA and restore his hair, she is thinking about powerpoint. And so we should think about it also.Queen - Blurred VisionLet's just say Princess Leia Hairstyle's vision of CHEWBACCA power point has highly dimensional vision.You all know in Powerpoint the drop down menu "

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Ciara - Promise (screwed & chopped by DJ Michael Watts)Ciara ft R Kelly - Promise (screwed & chopped by DJ Michael Watts)Young Jeezy ft R Kelly - Go getta (screwed & chopped by DJ Michael Watts)Princess Leia Hairstyle promised:"I PROMISE that I will make you understand why we need to go get Chewbacca for our ultimate Hairstyle Kujichagulia.I PROMISE!(I promise that you also ought to channel the

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Cam'ron ft Hell Rell - I'm the shitWillie Joe ft Bloodraw, B.O.B., and Mims - Get em got em remix334 Mobb - Scarecrow"Hold up. I'm not understanding this shit. We're trying to get CHEWBACCA so we can show his fur the hairstyle kujichagulia. But you think he's bald now, kind of a reverse-Scarecrow? So we first have to regenerate his hair back so we can then liberate it off his body & head?"

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Cam'ron - P.S.K. 'What Does It Mean' ? freestyle (c/o TSS)Cam'ron - Freestyle (another old school beat but I don't recognize, but I do recognize the Michael J. adlib, speaking of whom:"CHEWBACCA coulda been changed up his hairstyle by now! He could be blonde or bald! I won't recognize a bald-faced CHEWBACCA"(ALSO: speaking of blondenesse, PLEASE recognize the palpability of the power of the

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"Leia Princess Hairstyle, you know what? I'm not scared to embrace my hairstyle kujichagulia anymore. No more imaginary calisthenics with non-existent muscles. I understand that though we hairstyles don't have the muscular force, we are powerful yet and still. Our deep surface tensions absorb with a powerful suckiness. We don't push, we pull."Movado - Mi nuh scareTrae - Push it (S.L.A.B.-

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Juvenile - All I can think about is gettin paidJim Jones ft Papoose & Lil Eazy - Man of respectJR Writer, 40 Cal - Dipset goblins"IDON'THAVEAFACE!!!""Luke Hairstyle why do you care about a face? A face won't help us find CHEWBACCA. For that we need all the hair we can get, including yours.""No. Yes. Face. I'm supposed to have a face. With no face to look at, you can't tell how I feel. So I

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"Face it, Lil Luke Skywalker Hairstyle. The year aught-aught-seven is all about the inexhaustible absorbency of volatilized Star Wars Hairstyles. With the absorbency of our deeply surfaced hairstyles, we get to take sucks at everything. On the internet."Dr. Dre & Tony A - Jack move (this is another roadium-era Dre mix; rapidcher'd)Peedi Crakk - Callin my JackR. Kelly - Got my swag on (prod by

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STARRING PRINCESS LEIA HAIRSTYLE*“Look Lukz Skywalkerz Hairstylz, I’m not blaming you.Vybz Kartel - Hair StyleYou just don’t understand hairstyle kujichagulia: we hairstyles can absorb with our hairstyles. Accept yourself, a hairstyle agent in the Star Wars Hairstyle Agency. Why would you want muscularity force or the jedi force when those or any other forces or powers can be so easily negated

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"Muscles. Muscles. Mah Cells Mah Cells. Mas L'sMas L's. Micelles Muscelz.Muscelz. Muscelz.Muscelz.. Muscelz..Muscelz..Weezy Ft Juelz - Throw some deezLuke Skywalker Hairstyle wants to believe."I want to believe it that I can make it work as an idiocentric hairstyle. I've looked inside myself, all over what ever my insides are, andI don't know what's inside my hairstyle, but I looked, I looked

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"Cash me out of this autonomous hairstyle group. We are going nowhere with no muscles!"Saafir - Cash me outRaekwon - Rising 2 da gwap

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In a well-intentioned but very futile gesture of empowerment, Han Solo Hairstyle, in lieu of muscle, offered Luke Skywalker Hairstyle a robot's arm connected to a neural prosthesis connected to a rabbit's hamburger hat.JME ft Skepta - Don't get rudeJME - 96 Bars of revengeUusitalo - LumimiesLuomo - Wanna tell"I wanna tell you something, Mr. Han Solo Hairstyle. I have no brains plug into which to

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Keak da Sneak ft Messy Marv and Young Dru - What whatKeak da Sneak - MessengerZ-ro - Grindin (S.L.A.B.ED)"Uh what's that? Pardon?" Luke Skywalker Hairstyle strained to make mock ear-cupping movements with the hands and ears he didn't have."That's right. The leader hasn't much to say now that I am telling her how useless we are without any muscles. She'd be grinding her teeth right now if she

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Wiley - Pump up tone upDizzee Rascal - Ice rinkLuke Skywalker Hairstyle is missing the muscles! It's because kujichagulia came to Luke Skywalker Hairstyle before he was ready, beheading and disembodying his hair right at the point on the DVD when he had decided to become a Jedi, but before he had actually done anything besides get zapped by Obi-wan's robot. So now not muscular, no mitochondrion

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"Luke Skywalker Hairstyle! C'mon let's go with it already! We can't afford for you to be so slow with your message about muscles!!!!! THIS IS THE INTERNET! Things move pretty fast around here! One day you're kujichagulia, the next day you are property of "the Google""AZ ft M.O.P - Sit em back slowEnnio Morricone - Valmont's Gogo padElectronic - Get the messageJim Jones ft Daddy Yankee,

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"Hello, what have we here?"A hairstyle that's addicted to muscle? I don't get it!"Jim Jones ft Max B - Beverly Hills Cop(Why, Max, WHY?!?)"Yeah, me neither," said Han Solo Hairstyle, shrugging his shoulders(or rather shrugged the phantom shoulders still represented somewhere in his hair(he's an autonomous hairstyle, remember? so no shoulders),Les Rallizes Denudes - People can choose"People can

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"Luke Hairstyle! Luke hairstyle! O why can't you just be a man and stop crying?!?! You're an autonomous hairstyle goddamit. I'm acting manly and I'm a goddammm girl's hairstyle: your twin sister hairstyle! Remember?"Ludacris - He man(Luda c/o NahRight;Skeletor c/o He-man blog (c/oMBS))"C'MON LUKE HAIRSTYLE! Our mission is clear! We have to do it!""WAAAAAAAHHHH!""Luke hairstyle,","what the

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Wiley - Crash Bandicoot freestyleTheatre of Eternal Music - B Flat Dorian Blues 19 X 63 (5th Day Of The Hammer)Aural Fit - Sensory DeprivationHan Solo Hairstyle isn't much of a decider. How could he be? In the Star Wars films, Han Solo vacillated between selfishness and altruism. These flip-flop tendencies have only multiplied and magnified since he became a headless hairstyle. AND, Han

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All the just-emancipated Star Wars Hairstyles immediately affirmed that Princess Leia Hairstyle is the leader, which you should already know why but I remind you anyway below (scroll a little).Janet Jackson - Control (screwed)It was natural that, following head-and-body-detachment, the Star Wars Hairstyles would socialize according to a strict Hairstyle Heirarchy, and that the Hierarchy would

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Pierre Henry - PrologueOutkast - MyintrojusttoletyouknowWeezy & Juelz - Rubber burnin'Lesego Rampolokeng & The Kalahari Surfers - End beginningsSeveral years ago, in a city 1 continent away (ie, San Francisco), I participated in a secret conspiracy. My role in the conspiracy was to drop a just-purchased vinyl copy of Max Roach's "M'Boom" onto a specific tile of the Haight St sidewalk. I will not

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Cam'ron - Weekend (c/o (see also (& also also))Not sure if I he said Snoopy but we'll assume I heard that right so......so I can help declassify a weekend mission that begins Thurs nite at the Orignal Pizza Pizza which is pizza absent the pineapple and the canada bacons. Indeed it's nuuuuutttin to do with pizza, instead it's the Professor Murder CD release party. I been had that CD, and it's

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Hello sovereign entities. Sorry I've been too weak to post on my blog lately. This east coast heat has taken out most of my brain. I will try to soldier it on though.Dr. Dre Old School Roadium Swap Meet DJ MixHere's another Mix by the sovereign king of producers, DJs, Burt Bacharach, and motherfucking doctors, from back in Dre's days B.N.W.A. Wayne liked the last one I posted, and so I was

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Ray Cash ft Pimp C, Project Pat, & T.I. - Bumpin' my music (screwed & chopped by OG Ron C)Wiley - I like

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"Play Superman I get on my horseback stuff"Jim Jones, Max B, 40 Cal, Stack Bundles - 15 Minutes of fameJim Jones, Max B, Stack Bundles - Do bad by myselfMax B, Mel Matrix, Stack Bundles - RefreshingStack Bundles, you might want to rethink the pouty-face-child-face-on-the-mixtape-cover strategy. Besides that, we're good.

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USA today! Please don't blast me with a firecracker!Dr Dre - U got ganked side A Dr Dre - U got ganked side BHere are some RapidShare links containing a mix Dre made back before NWA. Kane, Doug E., Lyte, BDP, EPMD, Salt -n- Pepa, etc. Lots of fast crossfading. A few bars here and there from the young D-R-E, including a shout to Steve Yano, the record dealer at the Roadium swap met who

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"Here are your new glasses, Burt Young." The Sam's Club doorman can't cope with Burt Young now. "I don't see what you see."Keak Da Sneak - Know what I'm talkin boutFuture Sound of London - Eyes Pop - Skin Explodes - Everybody DeadThe doorman couldn't forsee being eradicated by Burt executing the secret Flying Hamburger Morrocan Dutchman Leg-Attack strategy secret.Burt presents Sam's with a fait

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"Now. Let's test those eyes now. Now."Burt Young was a little bit afraid of this eyetest. The Sam's eye Dr. didn't have the best eyechartside manner. Furthermore, his voice was reverbatory (his british accent had a british accent) and also he looked like this:Maybe not the ideal situation for an eyetest, but what was he gonna do? He was there.Derek Bailey & Squarepusher - Live track"All

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Burt Young attempts to crawl into a betamax videocassetteCrawling unsuccessfully, as it happens."Sir what are you doing?" asked a Sam's employee.Burt didn't want to tell her what he was really doing -βeta-testing Prince's new $-strategy (counterfeit Sam's cards), and getting caught betatesting by Carl Weathers,and how Carl earthquaked his (βurt's) face like dum didi dum dum bubba bubba bah bah,

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"Burt?" asked Carl Weathers, unsure, "Is that you, Burt?"Peedi Crakk - Is this the end?Peedi Crakk - Stick em upPeedi Crakk ft Sparks & Beanie Siegel- Blame it on the rockLil Boosie & Webbie - Pick you upLil Boosie - I wonder if God love mePublic Enemy - Yo! Bum rush the showβurt internalized a panic: "SCHHHITTT! Did I just fuck up my βeta-test? Prince told me not to get spotted, but now here

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"Prince Prince PRINCE, help me! " Burt Young entreated repeatedly."Hey βurtrand , what's the rumpus?""HEY PRINCE! There you are! Where are you? You sound wierd. My fake Sam's club card is getting wierd interference.""Wha? Oh,, that. Yeah, that's cause I'm in space! On the surface of the sun. Makin money, ridin high!"8ball & MJG - Ridin highPrince - Space (Universal Love Remix)Prince -

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"It's so hard to hold offa deez n.u.t.'s!Mac Dre - So HardMac Dre ft Richie Rich, Miami - Hold offI see too many nuts! Sam's mgmt. has violated the nut-numerosity checkpoint, puttin all deez bargain nuts out here. B ut I'm the one getting blasted with the secret military nut-optical incapacitator. I don't know if I'll be able to see for much longer!"Cyclo. - C2Cyclo. - C4 (Cyclo. = Ryoji Ikeda

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Burt young pressed his fake Sam's card flush against his temple, and thought, loudly, "Prince Prince PRINCE, help me!Prince - If I could get your attentionDeez nuts are killin me! Prince, I know you already know: once you eat one peanut, you triple up and eat three more. After which it just gets viciouslier exponentiallier: peanut times three to the peanut power (ie, Δdeeznuts = peanut*

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"Hot damn! Get a load of deez (bargain Super Deluxe gourmet) nuts! And I never seen doze (Macadamia) Nuts in my whole life! And holy shit 52 oz of Peanuts!?!?!?!"I need to be more people put all of that away. Say, maybe if I could have twins of myself..."Arto Lindsay - PersonagemArto Lindsay - TwinsBut that's a lotta salt I bet."Indeed, there is a lot of salt in a 52 oz peanut cannister Arto

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"WHOA! Look at the bargain DVD's!! This is the life! Is this place heaven or what? A guy could get used to beta testing around here!"Prince - Alphabet st.Prince - A place in heavenBurt Young is getting cocky. He thinks being able to not shop compulsively for candy makes him a good man. Conveniently for his self-esteem, he's forgetting that Prince had implanted a secret, subliminal, secret

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Still thirsty after drinking some awesome arctic blue gatorade, Burt Young wondered, " I wonder what else there is to drink around here? I feel like I need some lemonade in my body, that's what I feel like!"Prince - I wonder uMac Dre ft Keak da Sneak - Out my bodyStrangely, Burt Young found that Sam's club had neither lemonade or lemons to squeeze into lemonade. Yet they did carry some

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Burt Young, after Prince had implanted a secret, subliminal, secret Apple II++++ ++computer+++, non-candy-item-palatability-enhancement, interpretive-dance-imagery series, stared blankly back-and-forth as he shook his head between parallel and perpendicular with the highly-stacked aisles of Sam's Club's savings."Ok, Burt," Prince advised, "Now you have to go shop for some non-candy-related

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Β Y got so roped in to the nerd ropes, Prince had to send him a lifeline (that is, via the bar code on Β Y's counterfeit membership card,hesent Β Y a secret Apple II++ computer+ intintrointronet polymer messagePrince - Rope of silicon)Prince - My Medallion (don't know y)Prince - Extra LoveableArto Lindsay - Gods are weakShex - Piq"Bert," Prince said, "Β Y.... I don't know y u have so much extra

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HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THESE BARGAINS ON BLOW POP SUCKERS, U SUCKERS!!!!!!The Fall - Like to blowIggy Pop ft Kate Pierson (from the B-52's) - CandySo, the thing is, Burt Young can't be given enough rope to sate himself; rather, he'll suck back willie wonka nerd ropes way way way past satiety. What do u mean, satiety, anyway?Smack - Blind da BlockSmack - Got SmackBurt Young's compulsion for candy

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(Hey sorry I didn't post on the blog for a while. I just moved to NY and haven't had much internet. Also it's my birthday, which means instead of acting like I'm 11 (2+9), I have to start acting like I'm 3 (3+0). Warnin you.).Sam's club has so much candy! For a crazy low price, you can get so many chocolate waferbars!Prince - ChocolateKandi ft 8ball & MJG - I needBurt Young likes candy enough

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This is G o o g l e's cache of http://www.umeancompetitor.blogspot.com/ as retrieved on Mar 18, 2006 13:24:45 GMT.G o o g l e's cache is the snapshot that we took of the page as we crawled the web.The page may have changed since that time. Click here for the current page without highlighting.This cached page may reference images which are no longer available. Click here for the cached text

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"Wow prince,"thought Bert Young to himself, "I feel much better now." Prince - Superhero"But wait," Burt reminded himself, "I know Prince needs the $$, for the lawyer fees and the paint remover, but the Sam's Club's members save so much. All those savings could be dangerous!"Prince - Soul SanctuaryX Japan - White Poem I

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The door man is giving Burt Young's phony Sam's Club membership card a pretty hard scan!!"SHIT! Maybe I shouldn't'a betatested for Prince! This scrutiny is a no can do! NO CAN DO!"Keak Da Sneak ft Frank Sticks - Super Hyphy (Traxamillion remix)Keak Da Sneak - No Can Do (produced by Batkave)(I don't think it was, but sorry if this specific remix was already posted at Beautiful Hustle, Get

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Prince - My name is Prince (12" club mix)Pr'r'r'r'r'r'riiiiiiiiinnnssssssssssssssssssssssIn the Sam's Club parking lot, Burt Young was really scared and could feel his limbs tremble. He was scared that maybe Prince's barcodes wouldn't get him into the Sam's Club and the savings therein.Prince - Batdance (Vicki Vale remix)"Waitaminute. Why am I so scared?" thought Burt Young,"I may only be

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Prince - My name is Prince (12" club mix)Prince Prince Princetty Prince U Better Be Ready When The Prince Prince Prince....Prince's income supplementation strategy with the most success was deceptively simple: counterfeited Sam's Club membership cards. Because everybody, especially celebrities, wants those Sam's Club savings but nobody wants to belong or be into the Sam's Club group.Prince -

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Prince Prince Prince Prince Prince Prince....Prince needed to supplement his income, because how are you gonna sell some records when you are a symbol? So he developed some strategies. I will tell you about the strategies now, but suffice it to say that, because it's Prince, you don't need a psychic friend to tell you that he'll've produced many powerfully productive strategies.Prince -

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Hey shit what's up I'm back in the United States and I am feeling the freedom! Me & my girlfriend just had the best vacation everrrrrrrr. In Spain. We took a lot of pictures, and you can expect to see a few if not all of them giffordialyzed maybe at some point. But right now I have to get back to business, because as you may have seen in my last post before I went away, I have become privy

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Marisa's secret yodel said: "You can find Michael McDonald in a plane," so I'm goin there, flying in a plane:It should be easy because flying in planes is actually easy.X Japan - Easy fight ramblingBut the plane should be sleek, but not too sleek too discourage imitation because the more copies of the plane, the better able I will be to fly in a plane of planes:Schlammpeitziger -

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Sorry I was trying this whole time to find Michael McDonald, but it hasn't worked. I'm glad you can't see my face right now, because it has a sad and frustrated look. Desperate, even.J. R. Writer - Look at the grillz("Puttin out trash like they should get a litterin fine/ Ya litterin? Fine./ I ain't mad at you you're wack it's true (true)/You ain't hot you just doing what you have to do (true)"

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Out of my way! I'm trying to find Michael McDonald.Mac Dre - ToyzMac Dre & Andre Nickatina - What Ever You GotAnd Soundwave and Blaster are not going to stop me no way. They need more cassette warriors. Don't make me go carwash of doom on the blogo-internets.Also, I want to salute our leader for spearheading the following visionary initiative, because y'all motherfuckers really do need to

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Shit I need some help to find Michael McDonald.I woulda asked Columbo, but I figured he'd probably psychologically torture me until I confess my fault on Michael McDonald's disappearance.Scoundrel Squad ft Bun B - SisterI was gonna ask Xamot and Tomax, but then I remembered that they were bad guys.J.R. Writer - Major PaperI asked Crockett & Tubbs, but they were unhelpful.Trenseta ft Juvenile -

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On a message board, someone suggested I could find Michael McDonald at the top of this hill. But he wasn't there. I would express my frustration with an emoticon, if emoting with punctation symbols was still legal.But then, on the internet, I found these:L. Voag - KitchenThe Just Measurers - New Yerk (The Big Time)they come from a new mpfree-album blog called Insect & Individual, which posts "

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Pardon me. Temporarily, I got distracted from the task at hand: locating Michael McDonald and checking up on whether he's Ok.I got the notion that the artist known as gulpEpsh (etc.; see below) might be worth checking into when I saw his website (UPDATE: which he made in collaboration with Catchpulse), which I feel should be #1 on everybody's best of the internet list.Then when I found out he

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Actually, this isn't about Michael McDonald's whereabouts, and I'm gonna do the gulpEpsh post next. I gotta pause that momentarily, to add my comment on you know what & how Joe Camel-toe-sandals got his wig retrograded. Cam'ron - Oh what a nightUPDATE: Just to help you understand the level: Cam'ron - Any way you want it Cam'ron - U ought to knowIf you don't feel these you are degenerating.

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Mike? Mike? Mike?Where the hell is Michael McDonald? I haven't seen him since the Imagineers made him do all those humiliating dance moves. Even using all the secret Google cheat code secrets I know, I still can't find him! BUT: I feel like maybe I can boost the empowerment of my Secret Google Michael McDonald localization cheat code if I help y'all internet people make prudent consumer

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Sorry for not posting for a while. I was focused on developing some new secret Google secret internet mannerisms, to help reveal where Michael McDonald is, and my efforts have been futility upon futility. I don't want to talk too much about my failures, so I will summarize the bad news in a nutshell: Still no sign of Michael McDonald! Before I was really worried about Mike, but now I'm really

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Remy Ma - Secret location Ghostface & Trife- Milk Em (I heard a version with we will rock you sound but this has guitar sound which I find preferable)But I'm too worried about Michael McDonald to be thinking about that.

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Which all y'all already know means Dipset all year every year.J.R. Writer & Cam'ron - He's a rider (images c/o DipsetFans caught/by Mr. "Trap-hop")And I'm still really worried about Michael McDonald and I am looking for clues to his whereabouts.

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Several moments ago, I received a disturbing RM from Michael McDonald!What you don't know what an "RM" is? Oh yeah, I forgot: you don't know about secret Google except for what I tell you on my blog!"RM" stands for secret secret Google talk secret Retroactivated secret Messager internetsies. RM is like your IM or when you invade MySpace instantaneously with emoticons or whatever, except it's

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Santa, do you know E-40?E-40 ft B-Legit - SidewaysBet you that n**** say:'That's my homie'Satan, do you know Dick Cheney?Bruce Haack - Mean old devilBet you that n**** say:'That's my '

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The securities kept asking questions that I kept not being able to answer to their satisfaction."We know what you said. See? Look at your voiceprint:""We can see your audio data because it's right there. But do you know what you were saying about the OVe-NaXx podcast?""No, I don't.""Really? Take another look at the voiceprint:""What do you expect me to say? I didn't even know Resonance FM has

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Today I replied to the the securities .Keiji Haino and Tatsuya Yoshida - A voiceprint that longs to diplay evidence that it is over "What we'd like to know is, what was the Fushitsusha movie you saw, and what did you say about it and to whom?""Um, this is the Fushitsusha video:"Fushitsusha video (very big, yousendit link)"Yes.""But as far as what I said, I can't recall very clearly. I'm sure I

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OK, so in the last post I told you how to download ImageJ, an awesome and free image-processing application, as well as a couple of its free plugins. If you did that already, you could already be adorning the internet with your very own animated giffords .And now in this post I'm gonna tell you about how I get some of the wierd animation effects that you may have noticed in the giffords that are

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OK, now I'll tell you how I make giffords. Giffords is what I call animated gifs because that's funny to me.After I tell you how to make the giffords, you can make em yourself. That is, unless you're scared! Or if you're a bummyass bum!John Cale - Fear Three 6 Mafia - Motivated Sike, I'm just playing. Only do gifs if you want to!Ok, the software I use is ImageJ, a Java-based image

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Homebwoi - Flatline (instrumental produced by Mr Collipark) Homebwoi - Flatline (produced by Mr Collipark) Ya get it? Get it? I heart mr. collipark Uncertain whether Homebwoi is saying his dick-punchlines quietly enough to qualify Flatline as "intimate club music", so that's why I also linked the instrumental.Am certain that Mr. Collipark with this beat has achieved a level of power that

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Hello Power Mongers . Dipset remains powerful:Who is dewey? has the Get em daddy video. Killa retaliates on his attempted carjackers with a labyrinthian rhyme structure through the alphabet. Yeah. Juelz tried to sign autographs at a Sam Goody in BK, and:"I actually had to come in through the roof," Juelz Santana told AllHipHop.com of the mayhem his appearance created. "I think really that

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Huh?Raekwon ft Lil Flip, Ghostface - Gotta Get PaidJ.R. Writer ft C.L. Smooth - Mesmerized (remix)

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Yeah, the Dipset Detox story is over. Uh.... So what do you wanna talk about now?I tried to get out of my Dipset addiction -- really. I went to Epcot Center with MMcD to cure myself of listening to Dipset. But I failed. What can I say? I pulled the handle but the door didn't budge. To all the people who read my blog and who wish I would stop posting Dipset tracks, all I can say is I'm

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Michael McDonald pressed the boombox above his head and played his remix, which he continued to believe was invincible.R Kelly - Trapped in the closet all at once (Michael McDonald's invincible secret neural basis of music appreciation Google cheat code remix)But how are the imagineers going to respond?Man, how do you think they're gonna respond? This is a group of people whose name means

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Yes, the imagineers have a lot of moves. But that's not why Michael McDonald is going to lose this fight I think. The superiority of the Epcot Center imagineers over Michael McDonald derives not so much from their moves per se, but to a rather greater degree from their presence. It's hard to explain it really in a blog on the computer website -- I can't get at enough of your senses to transmit

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The imagineers have a lot of tough moves. Michael McDonald is going to lose this fight I think.Kuni Kawachi & Friends - KirikyogenBlues Creation - Brane BasterMark Morrison ft Daz Dillinger - BackstabbersKiotti ft Mannie Fresh - Walk that walk

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There go the imagineers! Where are the t-shirts? The imagineers certainly have chosen an unsuitable color for their gift shop. And what were they thinking of when they designed these beer cozies Keiji Haino & Boris - wonder what colour would be suitable for the dwellingMichael McDonald said: "This is no gift shop, buddy! That's a bunch of imagineers! And that's no beer cozy! That's a

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Raekwon & Ghostface - Knuckleheadz "Don't play me like I got a flowerpot head, kid," is what Michael McDonald said, quoting Ghostface, the man who (in a recent interview) also has said:"Cause yo, if I wanted to write something down that you wouldn’t understand, yo, I’ma do it. I’m the first one that did it and made songs that made no sense to nobody. That’s me. I made history for that one,

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Michael McDonald has turned this fight all the way around. After repeated rounds of repetition, his fists became poly-palindromic crystals faceted by pictures of his own face. Ghostface & Babyface - Face 2 FaceSince these pictures are all pictures of his (Michael McDonald's) face, they have a lot in common - they look alike, they dress alike, similar musical tastes, similar slang, etc. They

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Ok. This is just getting too sad.. That guy ended this fight with one technique: the septochromatic rotolabile Tolstoy face fist. This fight is over, and so this story is over. Let this be a lesson to every internet person who ever reads this blog: you do not fuck with the Imagineers of Epcot Center, even if you have seemingly invincible secret Google internet cheat codes like Michael

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Daaayyuummm that is a vicious revolving Tolstoy face fist by that guy. I just can't help but stare. Michael McDonald is getting obliterated in this fight! It's nothing Mike can do to counter this move! I just hope his feelings don't get permanently hurt!Cam'ron ft Juelz- It's nothing Juelz- Freestyle(Very glad Cam is OK. Go over to Nastack to see a newscast in which Cam talks real, um,

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Is Michael McDonald really ready to fight that guy? I'm troubled by the ominous manner in which that guy sucks his thumb? What is that guy some kind of baby? That guy seems not to be a baby, so there must be another reason? HEY Michael McDonald is starting the fight! Here's a new cheat code:"VALERIE FLAME!"Whoa, Michael McDonald has engineered a secret Google internet carotid/

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Wow. Get a load of Michael McDonald! Just listening to this 24-hr long timestretched version of Beethoven's 9th is doing a number on his hostility -- just a couple days ago, he had nothing in his head but wanting to exact his bloody revenge against Epcot's imagineers. The Floaters - Float On (screwed & chopped by OG Ron CNow look at him -- meditating so well that he's sitting on air! I could

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Michael McDonald's head is spinning and he is beside himself. His mind is overwhelmed by this 24-hr long timestretched version of Beethoven's 9thMike says: "This piece definitely shouldn't be this cool. If you had told me that I could download all 24 hours of the piece, in 1.5 hr long increments, I would be l be like: fuck that, I'm not downloading any of them, I only have so much space on my

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M.O.P. ft Jay-z - Put it in the air"Hey, Mike, look up in the air! Why have so many pictures of Figment the dragon been put in the air above Epcot? ""The imagineers are sending us a signal. Those pictures of Figment are pointing the way to the Imagineers' lair.""Where are the pictures pointing?""I'm not sure. Let's look at the map.""Those pictures of figment are pointing at The Journey into

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